We vow to remain faithful to the all powerful avocado.

Let it deliver us from reprobation & ailment,

Let it remind us of arboreal winsomeness,

Let it satisfy our appetence and our souls with the wholesome rectitude that is nature's butter.

Let it bond thy brethren who love and worship the california sun and the grandeur it yields.

Let us be forever reminded that the avocado is more than a fruit,

It is a way of life.